Literally Died

Speaking of her parents’ opinion of her fiancee, Heidi Montag said, “They thought he was so funny, and they thought we were literally two peas in a pod.”

“He didn’t do a whole lot else over the rest of his career, so all’s I can imagine is that his heart literally broke when he was forced to leave the Padres while the team was literally owned by Satan.”

NPR did an article about a new book about motherhood. Regarding the interview with the author, they said “McGhee says that in Someday, her ninth book, she literally put her heart on the page.”

In an interview, Sarah Jessica Parker said, “My fatal flaw is that I have to be involved literally down to splitting the atoms.”

Time Magazine interviewed a mother whose daughter has a severe allergy. The article quotes her saying, “She knows something is very wrong and literally tries to jump out of skin. It’s unbearable to watch.”

“They’ve added a habanero salsa to their lineup, complete with a handwritten warning that says ‘Very Spicy, Eat at your Own Risk’. Of course I had to try it and let me tell you, they are not kidding. I only got through 1/8 of the salsa cup and my intestines are on fire, literally.”

My friend was telling me about a nearly impossible coincidental meeting when she said, “I literally became unglued when I saw him.”

My friend was talking about why he has faith in God. When he started talking about the hardship his mom has been through he said, “My mom has gone through hell….literally.”

During the Winter Olympics, a commentator noted, “[People in Scandinavian countries] literally grow up on skates.”

“SOS 911, this girl need a helping hand. she’s just can’t get out of her bed! somebody get her something, she’s literally sticked to the bed.”